Sardar k ghar mehman aaye

Sardar k ghar mehman aaye hoye thay Thanda pioge ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda
Sardar: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehman: Pepsi
Sardar: Bottle main pioge ya glass main?
Mehman: Glass main
Sardar: Saada glass main ya design wala?
Mehman: Design wala
Sardar: Lines wala ya flowers wala
Mehman: Flowers wala
Sardar: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala?
Mehman: Chambeli wala
Sardar: Sorry Yaar humare ghar main aesa glass nahi hai;o)